It been over a year since I did the funeral of Concord. Remember Concord? If you don’t then I do not blame you one bit. Concord was the biggest disaster in gaming history. Well for a while now I have been thinking about the grave of Concord. I’ve been wondering if anyone visited the grave since I buried it. I 100% guaranteed that no one from the modern audience come to visit. A few days ago, I decided to visit the grave and to see how it is doing. How did that day when? I am going to that you.
On that morning I got up to take a shower, brush my teeth, got dress, and ate breakfast. After breakfast I went to the door and lock it. I was heading to my car when I saw a homeless man walking around my neighborhood. I went in my car and drive up to him and ask what is wrong? He said that I am homeless and have nowhere to go. I ask why are you homeless? He said that he was the head of firewalk studios. He also said after Sony shut down the studio, “I can’t find a job because we made Concord and I lost everything. My wife left me and took the kids and the rest of my money.” I did what I thought was best, I spit on his face, laugh at him, drove off, and flip him the bird.
I wasn’t in a rush, so I decided to take the scenic route. While driving I was thinking to myself, how the f*** did Sony greenlighted this massive pile of s***. Then I smile that Sony lost $400 million in this mess. Then I notice that I am running low on gas. I pulled up to the nearest gas station. After i filled up my engine, I needed to fill up my stomach. I bought a few snacks and a couple of drinks. Before I left, I need to pee. I put my food and drinks on a table. Before I enter the men room, I saw a woman cleaning the women room. She was crying her eyes out. I overheard saying out loud “I was the lead character designer for Concord. I do not deserve to do this for a living. Instead of working on DLC for Concord, I am cleaning piss off the floor. After his I have to clean the men restroom. I hate my life so f***ing much”.
I went to the restroom and did my business. When I was washing my hands, a young boy entered the restroom, and I brilliant idea struck me. I went to the boy and told him “Hey, do you want to make a quick $20?” He said yes. I left the restroom. A couple of minutes later the boy left. Soon the woman that was cleaning the women restroom enter the men restroom to clean it up. She saw was a bunch of piss on the floor. She screams loudly like a banshee. That’s right, my pay the boy to pee all over the floor so she has to clean it all up. That is what she gets for designing those ugly ass characters. It was the best $20 I’ve ever spent.
My left the gas station. Finally, I reach the grave. I was all alone. I called members of the modern audience to join me. Of course, no one came. Well they didn’t play the game that was tailor made for them and didn’t came to the funeral. So I was shocked that none of them came today. I was right, no one ever came to visit. The grass is uncut and a bunch of birds and other animals took s***s and pee all over the tombstone. I walked to the grave. I was trying to think of the words to say. Then I remembered what my mom always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to said, then say nothing at all”. I took my mom’s advice. All I could think about was ugly ass characters. Like the Dax want to be, the only white guy, the old hag, the big fat black woman who is too stupid to know what her pronouns are and of course I wish I could forget but can’t. The gay robot. To end on I high note I did think about the cute Asian babe.
I was ready to go home. Before I went, I needed to leave a gift of the grave to leave my mark. I did to same thing as I did at the funeral. I pulled out my big penis and pee all over the grave. When I was heading to my car, I still felt a little sad that Concord is there all alone. Then I remember that High guard will soon join Concord.