Sorry everyone, I wanted to blog last week but the past few days have been rough for your boy. The world is pissing me off lately. From rude customers, people that think they are better than you because they have far more money, greedy doctors, f***ing cops, reckless drivers, people than drive golf carts on the streets (if you do that and get into an accident you deserve it), thugs that play their damn hip hop music very loudly, drunk fools that walk in the middle of the street, and a coworker that have an attention span shorter than a fruit fly. (seriously all of this happen to me).
I have enough. I need to go to a place that I know that no one will not go to. A place that I will have peace. That place is the graveyard of Concord. I know that I said that I would never return to this place. Yet I need to get away from every human right now. So I went straightforward with no detours. When i arrive of course there is no sign of anyone came here as usually. Which is good. I quickly said hi to Concord’s corpse. I am so sad that I didn’t even spit on it. I also said hi to the Highguard corpse too. I forget that both the God of War and The last of us live service games have been buried here a while ago.
I open up my trunk and got my folding chair. I walked to a large tree, set up my chair in the shade, and sit. I sit there for a good while. Thinking to myself, why all of this junk is happening to me? I was also thinking what when I gone wrong with my life. After that I got up and when walking. a little way from the graves is a small pond. I walk around the pond few times. While I am doing that, I am at peace. Then I stop walking and a great idea came to me. Concord’s graveyard will become my private sanctuary. A place that no one with not bother me ever.
To make this my second home I need to put my gaming lounge magic to work. First off, I summon a bunch of robotic lawnmowers to cut the grass. Trust me the property needed it badly. Also I summon a few cleaning machines to finally clean up all of the bird and animal s*** off the tombstones. Next, I conjure up a picnic table so I can eat my meals and a bench next to the pond. I haven’t used my magic in a while, so I sat on the bench till I got back my strength. Once it returns, I got up and walk to the graves. The graves look clean and all of the grass is cut. The machines went to the toolshed till the next time I need them. Next I create a garage to put my car in so it will be protected from the weather. Now I make a little house just for me. Since I will be the only one living in the house, I only need to bare essentials. Which is a big bed, a big chair, a small table next to my chair so I can put my drinks to it, and a huge 4K TV.
I need power so I conjure and generator to power up everything. I made my own WIFI and a satellite dish to surf the web and watch TV. I also have table and another chair so I can eat my meals. I have a kitchen of course. Plus I have a microwave oven, a coffee maker and, a mini fridge next to my big chair so I can easily get a drink. On the front porch, I have a rocking chair, a small table, and a few plants. This is paradise. This is what I really needed right now. Guys I will be there for a good while.Have a good day everyone,