I did a series naming the most beautiful female characters in gaming. Today I will do the complete opposite. I am going to look (hoping I won’t go blind) at some of the ugliest female characters. Sadly making the women ugly has been the trend for the past few years. If you are reading this then I think that you are in agreement with me that this must stop. Now let’s look that these so called women. If you vomit while reading this then I don’t blame you one bit.
Jordan
From naughty dog the people that bought us Abby aka she hulk, they bring us Jordan. Jordan is the rumor name of the bald-headed click from naughty dog Intergalactic the heretic prophet. If I had the time later last week, I would not put this click on the list. I shouldn’t use the word click because click means that the woman you are talking about I hot and sexy. Jordan is far from hot and sexy. I am so sick of these game makers making women look and act like men. Enough ius enough. Wow Abby looks better than Jordan. Good work Neil!
Kay Vess
Ubisoft decided to spit on the grave of Star Wars by bringing us Kay. Ubisoft mixed all races together into Kay so they wouldn’t offend anyone. You failed Ubislop because you offend by how ugly she is. Looking at some for the pictures of her, she sometimes looks like clay. Kay should be on the show Gumby. The real shame of this is that they use a sexy model and actress Humberly Gonzalez and turn her into this. By the way using beautiful models and making them hideous will a trend for the rest of this blog. I am hopefully that Ubisoft will go out of business next year.
The red head from fable
The first I saw this thing from the new fable game, I said out loud what the f***? At first, I thought it was a man cosplaying as a woman, a disgusting looking woman. Once again this trend must end. Too be a bit fair, in the second trailer they made her a little better looking.
Tanya (MK!)
All of the ladies from mk1 got hit with the ugly stick but the one that got hit the most is Tanya. Tanya was always beautiful in the series but they turn her into freak of nature. Ed why the hell you approve this design for? Again like with Kay they turn a good looking model and her ugly. The model’s name is Sydney Cross.
MJ Waston from Spider man 2
MJ from the first game was cute. Of course the clowns at insomniac games decided to make MJ look at s*** in order to please an audience that doesn’t exist. I bet you that they will make all of the females in the upcoming wolverine game ugly as hell as well.
Aloy
Putting Aloy on the list hurts me. I have a thing for redheads. I love her in zero dawn. Naturally they had to make her once sexy face fat and put hair on it. To make matters worse, they made Aloy into an unbearable Mary Sue in the second game. With Aloy being a Mary Sue and ugly might be the reasons why the Lego game fail. Sony seems desperate to make Aloy the next big star for PlayStation. Sony let me give to some advice. If you her to be your next big star then make sexy and gorgeous again.
Abby
Last but not least, is the original queen of ugly herself Abby from the last of us part 2. Even to this day words can’t describe ugly she is. Neil pretty much put a woman’s head on a man’s body. She is still one of the most hated characters in gaming history. Between Abby and Jordan I do think that Neil has a thing for these type for women.
I will return with more ugly ass female characters in video games.