Here’s part 5 of my series.
Tingle
I want the series to be a little dark and mature than the upcoming super Mario movie. Yet it is still family friendly. The movie will need comic relief characters. The first is Tingle. There are two actors that can play this role to perfection. They are Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell. I went back and forth between the two. Ultimately, I choose Kevin to play the little guy in green. I think they will CGI Kevin’s head, to the body of a little person.
Beedle
This is the other comic relief character. He is the crazy, bug loving shop owner in twilight princess. He is also in wind waker as well. This is the perfect role for Will Ferrell. Imagine the many ways he can play Beedle.
Hena
She is the nerdy looking girl that lives next to a finding pond that Link goes to in twilight princess. It seems like she has a crush for the hero of time and want to on his rod. Not his fishing rod if you get my drift. I am going to break one of my rules because this choice is a special occasion. This role goes to Zelda Williams. She is the daughter of the late great comedian Robin Williams. Zelda was named after the Zelda herself.
Ashei
She is a part of the resistance in twilight princess. Ashei also helps Link investigate the evil that is that the snow peak ruins. I can be wrong, but I think that Ashei looks Asian too me. So, I am going with an Asian actress. I am going with an actress that 99.9% of you probably never heard of. My choice is Sakurako Okubo. She is a Japanese model and actress. I first seen her in the Japanese kids show Kyuranger. If you are wondering yes, she can speak English.
Midna
Let’s now talk about the twilight princess herself. In the game she was mostly in my guess in her kid form but i will focus on her adult human form. Thought-out the game, Midna was both sassy and a complete bitch, so I need an actress that can both of those traits. I am going with the very sexy red head Madeline Petsch. She played Cheryl Blossom in the show Riverdale. Cheryl was very sassy and a bitch.
Gonzo
Gonzo is one of the members of Tetra’s pirate gang in wind waker. Also he has been other Zelda games as well. I need a strong muscular man for the role. i am going with the former wrestler and guardians of the galaxy star Dave Bautista. I think that he can play a good pirate. My second choice is the star of Reacher, Alan Ritchson.
Din
The next will mostly likely be in the film because the three golden goddesses created Hyrule, the triforce, and the rest of the world in the first place. We really don’t know what the three look like and what their personalities are, so that definitely gave me a lot of leeway to shape these ladies to the way i want them to be.
First off is Din. She is the goddess of power. She created the land and its topography. She also created the triforce of power. Din gave the triforce of power to Ganondorf believing that that power was the most important part of the triforce (bad move). She is represented by the color red. I want Din to have both sass and a flare to her. Also she needs to have a fiery and quick temper persona. Plus she needs to be sexy too. Din can wear a short red and brown dress that show off her big cleavage. Also is has a little dirt on her skin and a few flames coming from her hair.
I want modern family star Sofia Vergera for the role. Even at her age, she still hot.
Nayra
Next is Nayra. She is the goddess of wisdom. She created the triforce of wisdom that is held by Zelda. After Din was finished, Nayra created the fundamental order and laws. She is represented by the color blue. I want her to look a bit older than the others but still youthful. Narya would have long silver hair while wearing a light blue tiara. She is also wearing a long dark blue dress with a white train. I had a hard time picking an actress of the role. Ultimately I went with Eva Green. She was in the James Bond movie Casino Royale and the movie sin city. I was thinking about going with British actress Helen Mirren, but I think is still too old.
Farore
Finally, there is Farore. After Din and Nayra did their things, Farore created all the people, the other life forms, nature itself, and the vegetation in the world. She created the triforce of courage that down the road went to Link. She is represented by the color green. Of the three, Farone is both the youngest looking, most cheerful, and voluptuous. She will wear the smallest and skimpiest outfit. Her outfit is made up of only bark, leaves, and vines that covers up her private areas. Most of her body is still can be seen including her big breasts.
I am going with someone most likely you haven’t heard of. I haven’t heard or seen her till this past Wednesday. It is Leah Blefko. I never knew about her till I saw her in a car shield ad this past week. I must tell the truth, is one of the most beautiful and sexist women I have ever seen in my life. Oh yeah, in that ad her acting was good.