A while back I did my eulogy for the disaster which was concord. While writing my eulogy I had a bed feeling that both Sony and fire walk studio would try to reboot the game. Concord would be like a bad STD returning. Now with the rumors that the game actually cost $400 million to make, it seems like it is more unlikely that concord will return from the grave. Yet would both Sony and fire walk be dumb enough to reboot concord. I hope not but never underestimate how stupid people are. To me and others the main reason why the game failed is because of how ugly the characters were. Now I am going to redesign four for these eyesores. I am not a pro, but I do like to draw once in a while. So I am going to put on my artist hat on and do this.
Haymar
I think that Haymar is supposed to be the face of the series. I don’t know and I don’t care. To be honest her design is not that bad (not saying much). Let’s give her some tweaks. My goal for her is to make her sexy. Yes folks sex sells and that is important if she supposed to me the face of the game. First off I want her face to be a bit younger. She does have an earpiece that i want to keep. I hate her outfit so much. That outfit needs to chance. I guess she is Asian so I want her to wear a kimono with cherry blossoms petals all over it. The kimono is short and only goes down to her hip. The kimono will some off her cleavage and yes she will have big breasts. Remember sex sells. Haymar’s hair is okay but I want it to be a little shorter. She has a gun that I will keep. One last thing I will add a ninjato at the left side of her hip.
Teo
Teo is the white guy. Know how gaming is these days, Teo is most likely a simp, shill, or a beta c***. Like Haymar, Tao’s design is not that bad (again, not saying much). It seems that he has a robotic right eye. Let’s keep that but I will make it red, a bit bigger, and have a targeting scope in the middle. Now I will remove his headband with the earphones. Instead Teo will have a communication earpiece on his right ear with a microphone attached to it. I will keep his face but he will be clean shaven. Teo will be shirtless. He will be rip with huge, muscled arms and a six-pack abs. Just like Jack Reacher from the show. The ladies need some eye candy themselves. He is wearing blue jeans with black tennis shoes.
Daveers
Both Haymar and Teo designs were decent. They needed more work to them. Now I got my work cut out for me with Daveers. In my eulogy I did mention that she was a bit cute. That is the only thing that is going for her. She is going to get a complete 180. I want her to be a dark hero so I am basing her new look after Kabal from mortal kombat. The two most important things that must be remove is the bubble thing that her head is in and the ugly ass green space suit.
Instead of the bubble gear, she will wear a breathing apparatus mask that is attach to her life support system. She will have two tubes that are coming from her lungs in her chest cavity that will go to her life support system. Daveers will wear a black buttoned shirt that expose her cleavage. Like Haymar she with have big breasts as well. Between her massive boobs, she will have a huge scar. She will wear a black trench coat with the inside being purple.
1 off
Finally the last one. The one that needs the biggest overhaul of time, 1 off. I hate this robotic monstrosity. Everything about his design needs to be in the dumpster. For 1 off, I will give him a male humanoid body. The body will be transparent to the point that you can see all the wires, circuits and the other robotic parts in him. Hie eyes will be blue. He will also have a red and white plates on his chest, arms, and legs. He uses arm right arm for a powerful laser blast. He will use the fingertips of his left hand to shoot mini lasers out of.